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Study finds AI-driven car dangerous, researchers recommend 'more AI'

Rainbow keyboards 'essential for productivity'

CatGPT 'unreliable source of information,' claims CatGPT

Calligraphy expert arrested for unsolicited pen testing

Flying cars 'only 5 years away' for 7th year in a row

'Mersenne Twister' rollercoaster closed after random failures

'BOOM' runs on genetically modified rat

Man in SUV faster idiot than most computers, study shows

Floating point error leads self driving taxi to Atlantis

'CPU brain of computer' analogy outdated; new computer has actual brain

'It's clearly just one' says mathematician who solved P=NP

CDC recommends against eating cross-site cookies

'Dungeons & Dinosaurs' players better at statistics than statisticians

CVE database compromised; vulnerability given 69.420 CVE score

Tax reform labels overflow bug in banking software a feature

Unsettling AI artifacts 'to become trendy style choice in 2034'

Reductionist defends inflammatory statements: 'They were just sound waves'

Antivirus fighting ring considered 'unethical'

Non-binary activist advocates for ternary computing

Mining industry to move away from y=11, considered 'outdated practice'

Abode updates subscription model, removes access to products

Programmer accused of witchcraft denies using hex

Solution to digital divide found in O(nlogn) time

Video game crash caused by corrupted save file

Nigerian philanthropist 'having a really hard time'

Startup goes downhill after reinventing wheel

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It is time to make this website astronomically cooler

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